👉 Ah, the word 'East Ind' - it's like the cross between 'East India Company' and 'bizarre'. Imagine a time when European traders were so obsessed with their East Ind trade that they started calling it 'East Ind' instead of 'India', because who wouldn't want to sound like they're on the cutting edge of global commerce?
Here's an edgy example sentence: "With our East Ind monopoly, we decided to turn the local diner into a full-blown tea party for the British Empire's new colonial elite."
